MY BUM HURTS!

MOMMA MIA WHAT WAS I THINKING...
when i put down my foot right where the horse could step on.  Big ole'CJ looked at me in surprise as I screamed a loud X&^*(%^&^&$^&*^%$#@  and a @&*#)!&*  and fell on my butt kicking at her with my free spurred heal.She moved back quickly as visions of a broken foot rolled past my eyes.  My foot was fine, but oooohhh did my tailbone hurt.  Cell phone quickly came out of my pocket.  Calling up to the house, I got Luke.  LUKE YOU OR DAD NEED TO COME OUT RIGHT NOW.  ITS AN EMERGENCY.

Shortly thereafter I hear Charlie:   CAROL  CAROL
I am right here in the corral
CAROL CAROL WHERE ARE YOU?
I AM BY CJ BY THE TACK SHED
CAROL  COME QUICK  THERES AN EMERGENCY
WHERE? WHERE IS THERE AN EMERGENCY?
YOU HAVE AN EMERGENCY  PHONE CALL
Charlie, that wasn't for me.  That was from me.  I am the EMERGENCY.
Oh
Now please come help me get up and on this horse.

MY BUM HURTS!

MOMMA MIA WHAT WAS I THINKING...
when i put down my foot right where the horse could step on.  Big ole'CJ looked at me in surprise as I screamed a loud X&^*(%^&^&$^&*^%$#@  and a @&*#)!&*  and fell on my butt kicking at her with my free spurred heal.She moved back quickly as visions of a broken foot rolled past my eyes.  My foot was fine, but oooohhh did my tailbone hurt.  Cell phone quickly came out of my pocket.  Calling up to the house, I got Luke.  LUKE YOU OR DAD NEED TO COME OUT RIGHT NOW.  ITS AN EMERGENCY.

Shortly thereafter I hear Charlie:   CAROL  CAROL
I am right here in the corral
CAROL CAROL WHERE ARE YOU?
I AM BY CJ BY THE TACK SHED
CAROL  COME QUICK  THERES AN EMERGENCY
WHERE? WHERE IS THERE AN EMERGENCY?
YOU HAVE AN EMERGENCY  PHONE CALL
Charlie, that wasn't for me.  That was from me.  I am the EMERGENCY.
Oh
Now please come help me get up and on this horse.